Showing posts with label stupid. Show all posts
Showing posts with label stupid. Show all posts

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Friday, July 2, 2010

maury+boondocks=win


OK WHY?!!??

is it really that serious boo? What happened to old sayings like love your body and not sell if for bogus pony tails.

This is just so insanely dumb i don't even really know what to say about it. Hair is not that freaking important.
wanna switch up your style, wish you had longer hair, or wanna change the color/texture without destroying your real hair? Go head. knock yourself out.
but to sell your cupcake for some weave is ridiculous.
Not to mention the fact that these girls are barely in high school

The Boondocks should make and episode based on having sex for weave.
it would be a great episode. Boonies already touches on controversial topics pertaining to black people. Why not add one more in? Chris Rock did Good Hair the ice has been broken.
Boondocks can do it and not even cause that big a deal.
Women love their hair whether its short, long, red or brown.
i don't remember the exact quote but i remember Maya Angelou saying that hair is a woman's glory. i know i love my hair. its all natural, needs a major trim and highlights but its mine. i take care of it. i got nothing against weave...as long as it looks good.
and jawn in the picture....her weave doesn't look good.
Self esteem people. lets holler at some!


Anyway.... Boondocks..... lets do it
a Maury and Boondocks Colabo. Take the stories straight from Maury and Jerry Springer and feed it right into the writers of the Boondocks.


ps. the above picture is a visual representation of a juvenile n***a moment.

Saturday, April 10, 2010

documentary

Fall from Grace



i just finished watching this documentary about the Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka Kansas. There are so many things i could say about this documentary, but they would be obvious. The message the Phelps family is spreading is offensive, hateful, and misleading. Their children are wrapped into this "religion" and do not even understand the power and hate behind the message they are spreading.

i am not a religious person, nor would i say i am a very patriotic person, but i was shocked by the tings these people had to say. According to Fred Phelps my ass is going STRAIGHT to hell. i'm sure that would be true if i believed in hell lol.

it just makes me really sad to see the kids holding picket signs that say: god hates you, thank god for dead soldiers, and fags are evil. When asked what was God's message and what did the signs mean the kids did not have a clear answer. Some of them just said "i don't know, but i know God hates them....". i know it is just one family and they are not going to take over the world, but they are a scary group of individuals.

i was relieved to see that 4 of Fred Phelp's children left the church. They described him as abusive and sick minded. He needs psychiatric care and i am concerned that the younger members of the church will grow up to be serial killers. One of the little boys was saying he gets so mad that he wants to kill the people who say mean things to him, but he can't because god will. That shit is scary!

What is going to happen when lil Johnny gets to high school and he snaps because he does not have any friends, or he has a dream that god tells him to kill in the name of the lord?

i understand legally the government cannot tell them to shut the hell up or leave people alone. But i wish there was a way to make them hush....removal of vocal cords maybe?

i believe in karma and what goes around comes around. I don't wish ill will on the Phelps family, i really hope they have some kind of epiphany and change their ways. i doubt the older church members will gain any kind of enlightenment but there is hope for the younger members. Some of Phelps's oldest children realized his madness and ran away from him 25-30 years ago and haven't spoken to him since. Phelps is like a zillion years old maybe when he passes away his grand children will say F this crap we out!

The church travels all over the world and have to have the police protect them. They came to my high school when i was a senior and they were belligerent on levels i have never seen sober people behave. They never stay too long in a new city. i'm sure if they tried to set up their church in philly they would get their asses kicked within 30 mins of putting up that god hates fags sign. we are an aggressive breed of people in philly a angry gay flash mob would be an interesting sight to see.... i might have to support that lol

i RARELY EVER make allusions to god or religion, but i see it fit today.
i personally believe i am loved by my family friends and the creator for who i am, what i have done, what i have and will learn in this life. I will screw some stuff up, but i will also create, explore and love in ways words cannot express. i am an embodiment of my family's love and that is good enough for me.

-optimistic girl

Sunday, April 4, 2010

i don't speak french and can't count

i don't know if i have the mental stability to be taking both math and French at the same time!

i haven't taken any form of math since my junior year of high school. Even then i wasn't good at it. i had a tutor and just barely finished the year with a C in precalc. Math is just not my thing, never was and i highly doubt it ever will be.

French on the other hand.... i used to be good at it i swear i did. i barely even had to try it came so natural to me. Then i got to college and forgot how to say the alphabet—i'm dead serious i don't remember the alphabet.

Clearly i need a tutor. i have every intention of getting on that. it would be wonderful if my tutor was a double major studying french and math. i'm sure that person wouldn't be very fun, but they would help me keep my GPA up and right now that is all i care about.

i am smart, i promise...just not today. today i am your average bear. FAIL

ç $ * 9 é 2 % + ü ! à 7 # » 4 ô = q æ ÷ « 3 u ≠ y π s ƒ

-desperate girl

Monday, February 1, 2010

stupid PC

in an ideal world PC's would not exist.
We would not be plagued by slow and stubborn computers.
I know all companies have PC's and blah blah blah, but they effing suck!
They do not have the infinately helpful short cut keys, easy to use setup, or speedy processor.

i like fast. i talk fast i walk fast, i get annoyed fast. There for PC is NOT the computer for me.
I can blame a many crappy days on PC computer malfunctions. Today would be one of those stupid i hate PC's and they clearly hate me more kinda days.

I would really like to know how on this entire downtown campus there are only three macs in the compter labs (multiple labs only 3 macs)!

i am gonna start bringing my lovely laptop with me everywhere just so i can counter the stupid PC world around me



-girl who misses mac computer labs

Saturday, December 19, 2009

touch my swag

so its snowing...
like really snowing like blizzard of '95 snowing.
Me and my sister, Kai were up talking to Lady and Daddy about snowing and how much it sucks. The blizzard of '95 was pretty boss though. it was like 3 feet of snow.

i discovered today that i fell into a snow bank....maybe that's why i don't like the snow.
Not like anyone left me there, but the snow was high enough for me to fall in and be briefly buried. i don't remember this. i'm ok with that, it sounds scary.

what i do remember:
Lady woke us up in the middle of the night to go out in the snow. We were little, may have been before the blizzard of 95 hit hard.
Lady made a big heart in the center of the apartment's courtyard out of foot prints.
The memory is like a dream sequence in a fuzzy warm feeling kind of movie.


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Kai was dancing on the porch singing this song:


i'm not sure why because she looked crazy and knew i had a camera in hand....


then we heard "gun shots" ran for cover and fell.

Playing in the snow is dangerous



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GRILLED CHEESE




WTF IS THIS CRAP!!!???

if you don't know how to effectively make a grilled cheese sandwich you need to get the hell out of the kitchen.
Butter side down is messy. There are these magic tools called cheese knives and motor skills. Get some before attempting to cut cheese.

PS. my grilled cheese sandwiches are FANFREAKINTASTIC

-girl and purple (kai has like 121235091 nicknames)