Showing posts with label fail. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fail. Show all posts

Friday, July 23, 2010

Get your life together!

This morning when i woke up to check my blogs, as i always do, something was very different. blogger.com was not directing me to my dashboard, but to weather.com for the UK and Ireland. No matter how many times i refreshed the page or tired to get to my dashboard from other people's blogspots, i kept finding the weather. So i googled blogger dashboard, or homepage, or something, and managed to find the link to direct me here. it took WAY too long to get to my morning blogs.

Dear Blogspot,
You are NOT the weather, especially not the weather in UK and Ireland. Even if you were the weather i would not care about the weather in UK and Ireland. i don't live anywhere near there, don't have any family or friends there, and i have never been there. So to end this letter to you dear blogger, get your shit together or we can't be friends!

-girl

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Hott mess of the day:

Keily Williams former 3LW member and Cheetah girl






talk about a fail..... i actually used to like her in 3LW too. damn

Sunday, April 4, 2010

i don't speak french and can't count

i don't know if i have the mental stability to be taking both math and French at the same time!

i haven't taken any form of math since my junior year of high school. Even then i wasn't good at it. i had a tutor and just barely finished the year with a C in precalc. Math is just not my thing, never was and i highly doubt it ever will be.

French on the other hand.... i used to be good at it i swear i did. i barely even had to try it came so natural to me. Then i got to college and forgot how to say the alphabet—i'm dead serious i don't remember the alphabet.

Clearly i need a tutor. i have every intention of getting on that. it would be wonderful if my tutor was a double major studying french and math. i'm sure that person wouldn't be very fun, but they would help me keep my GPA up and right now that is all i care about.

i am smart, i promise...just not today. today i am your average bear. FAIL

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-desperate girl