from meanie!

a new holiday: Bitchmas, a celebration of family, community and culture.
how to celebrate:

1. don't.

2. wear black whenever possible to mourn the loss of your soul during the holidaze.

3. scowl.

4. tip poorly or not at all.

5. let every injustice in you life rise to the surface in every interaction with a human.

6. go to the post office and be in a hurry.

7. use public transit and be in a hurry.

8. make everyone a macaroni necklace for their respective holidaze. include the gift receipt for the box of macaroni that you didn't buy yourself.

9. burn a tree (but not really, corporate america is already doing it for you).

10. listen to angry rap music loudly.

oh yeah, 11. get picked for jury duty.

12. this lasts for twelve days. remember that, bitch.