from meanie!

a new holiday: Bitchmas, a celebration of family, community and culture.
how to celebrate:

1. don't.

2. wear black whenever possible to mourn the loss of your soul during the holidaze.

3. scowl.

4. tip poorly or not at all.

5. let every injustice in you life rise to the surface in every interaction with a human.

6. go to the post office and be in a hurry.

7. use public transit and be in a hurry.

8. make everyone a macaroni necklace for their respective holidaze. include the gift receipt for the box of macaroni that you didn't buy yourself.

9. burn a tree (but not really, corporate america is already doing it for you).

10. listen to angry rap music loudly.

oh yeah, 11. get picked for jury duty.

12. this lasts for twelve days. remember that, bitch.

i love babysitting. One of the easiest jobs ever.

i get paid to watch Spongebob and play tag. i do that at home for free.

i had a nice mix of Halloween and Christmas
Just the way i like it.










Christmas time is always a little more interesting when there are kids dressed up like warewolves playing near the lit tree...